Boys are dicks.
Hair gel. Way too much hair gel.
It's debatable which was worse, the wet-look quiff or the bowl cut you probably had before it.
Thinking the key to getting girls was spraying yourself with disgusting amounts of Lynx Africa.
Nothing good is ever achieved with Lynx Africa.
Destroying your school shoes by playing football on the field at lunch.
Then lying to your parents about it.
Spending a lot of time like this.
See also: climbing over the school fence after you've ballooned one over, or knocking on your neighbour's door after you've smashed one into their garden.
