Children don’t need sleep, right?
"The Tale of The Dollmaker"
What is it about the uncanny that just sticks with us for so long? Porcelain dolls are THE WORST. They're just sitting there, waiting for you to finally fall asleep so they can complete their evil missions.
So, what could be more terrifying than trying to sleep in a room full of porcelain dolls? TURNING INTO ONE. Or, you know, trying to sleep in a room full of porcelain dolls after watching this episode.
Big Bad: Technically, the dollhouse.
But it was Susan, half girl and half doll, who had you asking your mom to "store" your doll collection in the basement.
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"The Tale of Many Faces"
Emma wants to be a model and Madame Visage thinks she has the most beautiful face—BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH TO STEAL. Oh gosh, between the self esteem issues and the terrifying faceless servants, this episode was enough to make any girl swear off ever wanting to pursue a career in modeling.
AND THE FACELESS FACES: WHAT. THE. CRAP. Smooth, no nostrils, unseeing eyes. It's like someone smoothed Silly Putty over all their features. But, like, in a horrible, worst way possible scenario—not a funny, let's-imprint-my-face-into-this-Silly-Putty scenario.
Big Bad: Madame Visage
Did George R. R. Martin see this episode? Because Madame Visage would have done well with the Faceless Men.
Valar Morghulis.
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