OMG! It’s so obvious!
Patrick Star, the lovable neighbor and best friend of SpongeBob SquarePants, is... well, not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
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In fact, he is impressively dumb, lacking any sort of common knowledge.
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And since SpongeBob can also be playfully ignorant, it's never been important as to WHY Patrick is so unintelligent.
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