CARE BEAR STARING OFF INTO THE HORIZON WONDERING WHAT A ROTH IRA IS.
Business Casual Bear
Why you need him: Biz Casj Bear won't let you show up at a work party or networking event looking like a fool, and also won't let you say "Biz Casj" out loud. In fact, this bear is the only living being who knows what "business casual" actually means.
Alex Alvarez / BuzzFeed / Via Those Characters from Cleveland / American Greetings and Thinkstock
Hangover Bear
Why you need her: Hangover Bear will bring you an egg and cheese on a roll and gently stroke your hair while deleting everything you rage-tweeted at Kim Kardashian last night.
Alex Alvarez / BuzzFeed / Via Those Characters from Cleveland / American Greetings and Thinkstock
Block Bear
Why you need him: The older you get, the more people will annoy you on social media. So when you finally tire of seeing the girl who pooped in the gym back in third grade's creepy sonogram pictures, just summon your friend Block Bear.
Alex Alvarez / BuzzFeed / Via Those Characters from Cleveland / American Greetings and Thinkstock
Antacid Bear
Why you need her: It's adorable that you think you can still eat an entire meatball sub and five garlic knots at eleven o'clock at night and not feel like a butt. Luckily, Antacid Bear is here to help quell your sad, sad bodily malfunctions.
Alex Alvarez / BuzzFeed / Via Those Characters from Cleveland / American Greetings and Tums.com
