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Thứ Năm, 11 tháng 12, 2014

How Bernard The Elf In "The Santa Clause" Caused My Sexual Awakening

I still want to find Bernard under the mistletoe.


The Santa Clause is a heartwarming family classic starring Tim Allen as a divorced dad who legit murders Santa. It was my family's go-to holiday movie for years.


The Santa Clause is a heartwarming family classic starring Tim Allen as a divorced dad who legit murders Santa. It was my family's go-to holiday movie for years.


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I was only three years old when The Santa Clause was first released, but at some point in my early adolescence that annual re-watch started to make me feel tingly things.


I was only three years old when The Santa Clause was first released, but at some point in my early adolescence that annual re-watch started to make me feel tingly things.


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I felt these things for one reason and one reason only: little David Krumholtz in his breakout role as Bernard the Elf.


I felt these things for one reason and one reason only: little David Krumholtz in his breakout role as Bernard the Elf.


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There was something captivating about Bernard. Maybe it was his sleepy dark eyes.


There was something captivating about Bernard. Maybe it was his sleepy dark eyes.


#swoon


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