Central Perk would be called Hyde Perk.
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1. It would be called Mates.
2. And they would all live in flats and not apartments.
3. Joey's catchphrase would be "you alright, love?".
4. He'd be an actor on Holby City.
5. And probably get nominated for an Inside Soap award.
6. He would definitely have done a DFS advert at some point.
7. And done something embarrassing for Children in Need.
8. He would be obsessed with getting in the Metro celeb gossip pages.
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9. Monica would work in a trendy restaurant in West London.
10. It would be one of those places where you can't reserve a table, and this would annoy everyone else.
11. Rachel would get a job working in Selfridges.
12. Chandler would be called Craig or something because literally no-one in Britain is called Chandler.
13. He would work for an IT company in some industrial estate in Bexley.
14. His commute would be awful and he'd complain about it every episode.
15. Instead of getting a job in Tulsa he would accidentally take a job in Grantham.
16. But it wouldn't be that bad because it's not really that far.
