Turn around, touch the ground, bagsy not doing that project.
Everyone would be made to wear the exact same outfit, including a sweatshirt with the company logo on, and a pair of "sensible" shoes.
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You'd have to go to work via your mum's house every morning so that you could pick up the lunch she made you.
In your favourite lunch box of course!
And there would be a very angry old lady in the office canteen who forced you to eat your crusts.
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If your boss said good morning to you, you'd have to reply by singing "Good mooorning Mrs Waaatsoooon" back at her.
And the whole office would do it in unison at the beginning of each day.
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