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Thứ Hai, 27 tháng 10, 2014

A Definitive Ranking Of Disney Princesses

If you disagree, be our guest and re-rank them!


Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)


Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)


We let her be our ruler because... Possibly one of the baddest bitches in Disney because she had a Prince she never even went on a date with risking his life to slay dragons.


She was less than royal because... SHE WAS ASLEEP THE ENTIRE MOVIE.


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Snow White (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)


Snow White (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)


We let her be our ruler because... She could twerk it out with the best of them.


She was less than royal because... Who is really eating apples that CREEPY OLD WITCHES GIVE TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THO?


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Cinderella (Cinderella)


Cinderella (Cinderella)


We let her be our ruler because... She was basically the Rihanna of the Disney game. She looked so flawless that her Fairy Godmother was BEGGING to style her in some glass slippers that SLAYED.


She was less than royal because... Girl, I know you were broke before the princess thing, but why are you letting mice make your clothes for you?


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Merida (Brave)


Merida (Brave)


We let her be our ruler because... You seen Merida with a bow and arrow? Katniss Everdeen who?


She was less than royal because... Poisoning your mother is kinda rude, yo.


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