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Thứ Bảy, 31 tháng 1, 2015

13 Of The Best Animal Sidekicks In Film And Television

From classic Disney to ridiculous comedies, these animals stole our hearts.


Timon and Pumbaa (The Lion King)


Timon and Pumbaa (The Lion King)


Let's face it: Without these guys, Disney's The Lion King would have been one depressing movie. Timon and Pumbaa are the ultimate sidekicks. They supported Simba, even though they weren't particularly fond of the whole "lions are predators" thing, and Timon went as far as to dress in drag for him. True. Friends.


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Baxter (Anchorman)


Baxter (Anchorman)


This dog saves the day in the original Anchorman as well as the sequel. He can talk to bears and he apparently will fight sharks to save Ron. He is man's best friend.


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Marley (Marley and Me)


Marley (Marley and Me)


He's destructive and big and loud, but you really can't find a more loving dog. I guess you can't call him a sidekick, but he's still one of the best dogs out there and deserves a mention! Rest in peace, Marley. I'm okay, I swear.

*sobs in the corner*


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Meeko (Pocahontas)


Meeko (Pocahontas)


Meeko is one of the funniest sidekicks Disney ever created. He's a good friend to Pocahontas and always goes along with her plans (even if they involve jumping off a waterfall). And he loves food. So we can all identify with that.


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Who Said It: The "Friends" Edition

Admit it, you all started binge watching Friends after it was put on Netflix. Now your skills will be put to the test.



Which Throwback Song Should You Jam To?

Your crazy party is about to begin. Which throwback should you be bumpin’?



26 Magazine Covers That Prove The '90s Was A Golden Age For Music

Flicking through the archives of the decade that keeps on giving.


Prince, exuding dangerous levels of cool, July 1990.


Prince, exuding dangerous levels of cool, July 1990.


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Wise words from Transvision Vamp's Wendy James, June 1991.


Wise words from Transvision Vamp's Wendy James, June 1991.


Looks like Miley Cyrus is running with her style.


Select Magazine / Via selectmagazinescans.monkeon.co.uk


Robert Smith of The Cure rocks the smudged lipstick look, August 1991.


Robert Smith of The Cure rocks the smudged lipstick look, August 1991.


Select Magazine / Via selectmagazinescans.monkeon.co.uk


Although PJ Harvey won hands down in the lipstick and eyeliner stakes in April 1995.


Although PJ Harvey won hands down in the lipstick and eyeliner stakes in April 1995.


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The Hardest Game Of Disney "Would You Rather" Ever

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, it’s the hardest “Would You Rather” of them all!




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These Are The Ideal Valentine's Day Cards For "Simpsons" Fans

Nothing says “I love you” quite like the greeting: “Truly, yours is a butt that won’t quit.”


Everyone knows that The Simpsons featured the greatest Valentine's Day card in the entire history of mankind.


Everyone knows that The Simpsons featured the greatest Valentine's Day card in the entire history of mankind.


It's the pity card that Lisa Simpson gives to Ralph Wiggum on Valentine's Day in the episode "I Love Lisa" from the show's fourth season (that was 1993, by the way. Yep, 22 years ago).


"It says "choo-choo-choose" me, and there's a picture of a train!"


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She made them for the purpose of fans printing them out and sharing them.


There's that great declaration (and lame Burns' heir audition) from Milhouse.


There's that great declaration (and lame Burns' heir audition) from Milhouse.


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Woodrow/Homer couldn't have said it better...


Woodrow/Homer couldn't have said it better...


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Thứ Sáu, 30 tháng 1, 2015

11 Moments In History That Were Definitely Ruined By Ross Geller

This is not a conspiracy theory. This is fact.


So you probably recognize Ross Geller from his role in Friends as the worst character in television history.


So you probably recognize Ross Geller from his role in Friends as the worst character in television history.


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But I'm going to let just you guys in on a little secret – Ross is literally responsible for all bad things that ever happened in the history of ever-dom.


But I'm going to let just you guys in on a little secret – Ross is literally responsible for all bad things that ever happened in the history of ever-dom.


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Ross was definitely responsible for the crack in the Liberty Bell.


Ross was definitely responsible for the crack in the Liberty Bell.


When it arrived in Philadelphia he was like, "Fuck this bell is getting more attention than me," and tried to destroy it.


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Ross was totally responsible for the ball slipping in between Bill Buckner's legs in the 1986 World Series.


Ross was totally responsible for the ball slipping in between Bill Buckner's legs in the 1986 World Series.


Billy Boy saw that smug face in the stands and got totally distracted.


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Marshawn Lynch And The Future Of Sports Celebrity


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Marshawn Lynch is a “complete crybaby,” a “fool,” “ungrateful,” a “thug.”


Or he’s a national treasure, a marketing genius, or legend. Or maybe just an introvert.


Much has been written about Lynch’s reticence to speak to the press, especially in any NFL-facilitated capacity, since the running back moved to the Seattle Seahawks. But most of it has focused on parsing his motivations. Is he angry about his contract with the Seahawks? Battling anxiety about speaking in front of groups? Entitled, selfish, and ungrateful for the love his fans have bestowed upon him?


But what if Lynch’s refusal to play by the accepted rules of sports publicity are neither the sign of a “goon” or a “god.” What if they instead herald a new, negotiated mode of sports stardom? By responding to all press queries with the same comment (“I’m just here so I won’t get fined”), Lynch is essentially satirizing the bizarre performance of NFL Media Day, in which players perform the same banalities on endless loop. Say too much — or too loudly, or too brashly — and get criticized, as Lynch’s teammate Richard Sherman did last year; say too little, and incur a $50,000 fine. The only way to go, it seems, is calm, collected, and vanilla: a performance perfected by the New England Patriots' Tom Brady, now closing in on his sixth Super Bowl of Press.


Palatable, banal, boring: Those are the unspoken but ubiquitous adjectives of planned publicity, whether related to tech firms, Hollywood, or the NFL. They were forged and refined, however, in the gilded halls of the classic Hollywood studios, where massive publicity teams collaborated with the fan magazines and gossip columnists to create the beautifully wrought and essentially bullet-proof star images.


To be a movie star meant to sit still, smile big for publicity shows, and watch as press agents wove saccharine tales of your childhood and love life for public consumption. Throw in some discussion of ‘just gotta stay focused,’ ‘taking it one game at a time,’ and ‘both teams just played really hard,’ and you’ve got the contemporary sports publicity apparatus, tasked, as it is, with turning a spectacle of athleticism into a melodrama filled with heroes and villains.


In the early 1950s, Marlon Brando disrupted that system. When he arrived in Hollywood from the New York stage, he prided himself on breaking the rules, wearing “dirty dungarees,” and refusing to be set up on dates with young starlets. He also refused to talk with fan magazines or gossip columnists, and without a studio contract, there was no one to force him to do so. This was a seismic change, made possible only by the slow collapse of the Hollywood studio system, and it enraged the gossip press, which had become unaccustomed to not getting its way. The more Brando refused their coverage of his personal life, opting to speak only about his performance, the more they wrote about that refusal. They hounded friends and co-stars for details about him, arguably generating more content to make up for his lack of participation than they would have with it.


You can see what’s happening here: The press, angry that a star wouldn’t give them what they considered their “right” as providers of publicity, use that refusal to turn fans against them. It’s a scenario that bears resemblance to the generalized attitude toward Lynch: How dare he disrupt the well-practiced, totally boring, yet supposedly mutually beneficial dance between the NFL and the media organizations that promote it and profit from it?


It wasn’t that Brando hated all publicity: This was a man, after all, who made a best friend out of a pet raccoon. He didn’t hate his fans, he didn’t hate his craft. He just loathed the way the fan magazines flattened his image into a series of cheap melodramas, pivoting endlessly on loves found and lost. He loved acting, and his peers, and when they voted to award him Best Actor in 1954 for his performance in On the Waterfront, he traded in his jeans for a tux and even posed nicely next to Grace Kelly backstage. Brando’s success, not only as an actor, but a star operating outside of the system, encouraged other stars, once liberated from their studio contracts, to take a similar tack.


Brando’s refusal to participate with the fan mags and gossip columns — and their frenzied reaction to that refusal — telegraphed their irrelevance. In the same way, Lynch’s refusal, coupled with the rise of Twitter, the decline of traditional sports outlets like Sports Illustrated, and the power of TMZ Sports , speaks to an overarching shift in the way that information about sports is disseminated and consumed. Even the continuing relevance of ESPN hinges less on its commentary or journalism, but on its ability to secure broadcast rights to actual games, whose viewership has never been higher.



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Which isn’t to say that publicity is dead. Like Brando, Lynch doesn’t hate all publicity: He plays with the form in his hilarious Skittles press conference, he trademarked his nickname (“Beast Mode”), he went on Japanese television to taste local candies, he plays Mortal Kombat X with Conan O’Brien and admits that “I’m a button masher FOR SURE.” Back in 2012, he let Sports Illustrated accompany him to Oakland to talk about his philanthropic work with youth in the area, talking briefly about his struggles as a child, but he’s not married, doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t talk about his personal life, other than to repeat the story of how he came to start eating Skittles during the game. An extensive SI piece from last month cobbled together reports from teammates to paint a portrait of a fiercely private and principled man: the type of guy who invites a disadvantaged Seattle youth to every game but never lets the press cover it, whom everyone seemingly calls “the best teammate I’ve ever had.”


Lynch opts not to allow the serious and important work of his life — the substantive work with his foundation, the friendships that underlie his career — be turned into a three-minute reel to be played during the pre-game. “If you’re forced to do something, it’s not as good as if you choose to do it” — that’s what Lynch said before last year’s Super Bowl. Some choose to read that attitude as petulant or spoiled. But it’s also possible to read it as the words of someone who not only sees the publicity apparatus for what it is — toothless, exploitative, often insidiously racist — but acts on that vision.


Some, like California Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom, call it “authentic.” You might also call it integrity, especially given the abject failure of the mainstream media to serve any role approximating a “check and balance” amid the NFL’s subterfuges when it comes to player misbehavior and abuse.


Maybe Lynch follows the trajectory of Brando, who mired himself in his own ego and spiraled into bloat and decay, or other stars, from Daniel Day-Lewis to Meryl Streep, who are simultaneously the best at their profession and most particular about the type and tenor of publicity they perform. The way we talk about Day-Lewis and Streep is strictly in terms of superlatives: the most Oscars, the most talented. We focus on their performances because, with a lack of personal drama up for public consumption, that’s all that’s left to consider. The less mediation, it seems, the more serious we take them and their achievement.


It’s not difficult to imagine that Lynch simply wants some version of the same. Or, in the single phrase he offered the press this past Wednesday: “You know why I’m here.”



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25 Times Disney Princes Perfectly Summed Up Your Gay Night Out

You know Cinderella is a just a beard.


When you arrive at the gay bar in a cute outfit feeling fierce as fuck.


When you arrive at the gay bar in a cute outfit feeling fierce as fuck.


Imma get me a man tonight!


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19 Times Cenobites Perfectly Described Your Night Out

Who knew going out was JUST like being trapped in Hellraiser? Time to raise Hell, bbs.


When you and the squad looking cute af.


When you and the squad looking cute af.


Instagram moment.


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When you enter the club and everyone else is jealous and pressed.


When you enter the club and everyone else is jealous and pressed.


Permission to live, please.


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When you realize it's way too dark to see anything in this club.


When you realize it's way too dark to see anything in this club.


Thought I'd look cool with these sunglasses but I guess not.


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When the DJ plays your song.


When the DJ plays your song.


I WALK LIKE RIHANNA.


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Incredible Pop Star Age Transformations

You won’t BELIEVE some of the transformations.



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31 Times "Sweet Valley" Covers Summed Up Your Masturbation History

You don’t have to be blonde to have fun with yourself.


When you blared music so no one could tell what you were doing in your room.


When you blared music so no one could tell what you were doing in your room.


Bantam / Via shannonsweetvalley.com


When your parents always had some reason to come to your room when you were about to rub it out.


When your parents always had some reason to come to your room when you were about to rub it out.


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When it was summer vacation and you had the free time to masturbate twice, maybe even three times a day.


When it was summer vacation and you had the free time to masturbate twice, maybe even three times a day.


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When your rude as fuck sibling told your parents what you were doing alone in your room.


When your rude as fuck sibling told your parents what you were doing alone in your room.


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17 Snapchats From Scully

Mulder is gonna need an unlimited data plan.








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This Is What It's Like To Watch "Mean Girls" For The First Time

After years of hearing people quote the living hell out of this movie, I finally sat down to watch it. The experience was…not exactly “fetch.”


In 2004, a movie came out that would be quoted over and over again until our ears bled. This movie was Mean Girls.


In 2004, a movie came out that would be quoted over and over again until our ears bled. This movie was Mean Girls.


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I have never watched it because...it's not my cup of tea. But people constantly keep saying, "OMG! YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE! IT'S SO GOOD!"


I have never watched it because...it's not my cup of tea. But people constantly keep saying, "OMG! YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE! IT'S SO GOOD!"


Someone even called it "the Citizen Kane of our generation." True story.


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So, 11 years after its release, I've decided to give this movie a shot. I mean, it can't be that bad if EVERYONE loves it. Tina Fey wrote it and she's funny.


So, 11 years after its release, I've decided to give this movie a shot. I mean, it can't be that bad if EVERYONE loves it. Tina Fey wrote it and she's funny.


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24 Faces Every Twentysomething Will Immediately Recognize

As told by Friends.


When you bring home bae to meet your parents for the first time:


When you bring home bae to meet your parents for the first time:


NBC / Via Netflix


When you're really hungover and remember all the crazy texts you sent the night before:


When you're really hungover and remember all the crazy texts you sent the night before:


NBC / Via Netflix


When you try to convince your roommate to let you have their last condom:


When you try to convince your roommate to let you have their last condom:


NBC / Via Netflix


When you order Seamless but forget to add the tip on your credit card:


When you order Seamless but forget to add the tip on your credit card:


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Where Are They Now? 15 Pop Acts Time Forgot

Bet you still know all the words.


Cleopatra


Cleopatra


The U.K. sister act blew up in 1998 with their album Comin' Atcha! and its hit single, "Cleopatra's Theme." They dropped another album in 2000, then disappeared. Their last performance together was in 2009. Cleo Higgins, the lead singer of the group, went off on her own in 2013. She made it to the semi-finals of the U.K.'s The Voice.


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Tweet


Tweet


I was in middle school when Tweet's "Oops (Oh My)" hit the charts — and I had no idea what the song was about, but I loved it. Today I know what the song is about and I still love it. Tweet's last album was released in 2013, but she hasn't really had a hit since Southern Hummingbird. However, it was recently announced that she would be teaming up with Missy Elliot and Timbaland on an upcoming album.


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Blu Cantrell


Blu Cantrell


You know you still know the words to Blu Cantrell's "Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops)". In 2008, Cantrell appeared on NBC's Celebrity Circus, but since then we haven't heard much from her.


Getty Images Frederick M. Brown


Dream


Dream


Dream's debut single "He Loves U Not" was everywhere in 2001. The girls were signed to Bad Boy Records and were basically the label's original Danity Kane. Their second song "This Is Me" also did well on the charts before the girls drifted off into pop history. Although their breakup was never officially announced, the band dissolved in 2003.


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This "Saved By The Bell"/Bell Hooks Mash-Up Is Fighting The Patriarchy

It’s all right, ‘cuz I’m saved from the patriarchy. Via saved by the bell hooks.



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Which '00s Disney Show Is The Best?

Separating the best from the rest.



9 Forgotten Celebrity Couples From The '90s

They dated?


Charlie Rose and Baby Spice


Charlie Rose and Baby Spice


They dated?


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Joni Mitchell and Mario Lopez


Joni Mitchell and Mario Lopez


THEY dated?


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Kelsey Grammer and Pepa from Salt-N-Pepa


Kelsey Grammer and Pepa from Salt-N-Pepa


I don't remember that at all.


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Kevin Costner and Joe Pesci


Kevin Costner and Joe Pesci


Hold on a sec-


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