Your daughter will never hear these songs.
"The Boy Is Mine," Brandy & Monica (1998)
Brandy and Monica totally missed the point on this song. You are fighting over a guy ... WHO IS CLEARLY CHEATING ON YOU.
Britney Spears, "...Baby One More Time" (1998)
Everyone loves Britney. You still love Britney, and there's nothing wrong with that. But now that you're a grown-up, you can maybe see how uncomfortable this made your parents. Sorry, daddy. I'm still your little girl.
Aqua, "Barbie Girl" (1997)
At the time, you perceived this song as comedy, but just remember these lyrics: "You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere," "I'm a blond bimbo girl," "Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky."
Jordan Knight, "Give It to You" (1999)
Jordan Knight probably didn't mean for these lyrics to come off so, um, forceful? "It's creepin' around in your head/Me holdin' you down in my bed/You don't have to say a word/I'm convinced you want this."
