“Deadset.” Nope.
Instead of endless suntanning, all skin would be slathered with sunscreen first, not baby oil.
Slip, slop, slap people.
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No one would rock up to meet their friends at the beach by RIDING A HORSE.
2015 - we walk, cycle or drive like all other peasants.
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Any bitch-fight would end up being filmed on someone's phone.
And potentially uploaded on Youtube.
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No guy would ever dare demand that a girl go buy a Chiko roll for him.
"Don't take a bite out of it."
More like, don't tell me what to do.
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