This December, the board game-inspired Clue will celebrate it's 30th Anniversary — and rise from commercial flop to cult-classic.

Regardless of how you feel about remakes, they're a reality. So why hasn't it been remade yet?

Not that we necessarily want to mess with a classic (we're on the record as being HUGE Clue fans at BuzzFeed), but in a post-Battleship, pre-Ghostbusters reboot movie landscape, it boggles the mind that an ensemble comedy centered around a parlor murder mystery with a household name title, existing product tie-ins, and six or more heavily branded characters hasn't been remade AT LEAST once in the 20 years since Clue and it's three endings were released theatrically.

With that in mind, here's our dream cast for the inevitable (probably soon) remake of Clue.

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