Eau de Puffy Paint.
The sweet-and-tangy scent of your nails after they'd been colored in with a Mr. Sketch scented marker.
Ohhh how you wanted that cherry to actually taste like cherry.
The carbon-like aroma of the Delia's catalog pages.
Except they also were slightly fragrant, too.
The plastic-y smell of peel-off Tinkerbell nail polish.
Mmmmm, chemicals.
