RIP freedom.
Refusing to get out bed until past midday.
A horror story: once you start a 9-5, your body literally will not let you sleep past 9am. On the upside, it allows for thousands of graduates every year to get really really into brunch on the weekends.
Disney
Group watching daytime TV in your underwear.
Farewell Jezza, you were our good companion for three short years.
ITV
Making an event of getting as drunk as possible as quickly as possible before the actual event begins.
In the real world, people do their predrinking in actual pubs. No more hastily downing a bottle of vodka-squash then packing up some journey juice before hitting the clubs. RIP budget boozing.
Slamming professional photos of you from every night out.
You'll never be able to go out for the sole purpose of getting a new profile picture ever again.
