No one has your back on Rainbow Road.
When the player selection screen appears, and everyone stomps on one another to pick their fave.
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Then the light turns green, and you realize your best friend may love you in person, but they want you OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY on the road.
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And you quickly come to find that for as long as everyone has a controller in hand, no friendships exist.
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