You’ve GOT to be squidding me!
So if you're a fan of SpongeBob SquarePants, you're PROBABLY familiar with his next-door neighbor/coworker/resident grump of Bikini Bottom, Squidward Tentacles.
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Seriously, he's a full-time grump and a part-time mediocre clarinet player/Krusty Krab employee.
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With a name like Squidward Tentacles, you've PROBABLY assumed all these years that Squidward is a squid, right?
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BUT YOU'RE WRONG. DEAD WRONG.
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