Gina throws out Martin’s mama’s raisin butter biscuits because they’re not Paleo.
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1. Pam joins Hotep Twitter; Martin calls her "Erykah Badon't."
2. Stan convinces everybody to buy his pre-paid legal services, then runs off on a trip to the Caribbean with their money.
3. Martin, Tommy, and Cole try to make it a week without sex after fearing that "The Thirst" is making them all soft.
4. Martin and Gina break up after fighting over whether or not a good date should cost $200; Pam shows up and calls Martin "Ba-roke Obama."
5. Cole and Tommy convince Martin that ass eating is for punks; Martin refuses and soon thinks Gina is cheating with Bruhman because "ya'll know he eats anything, man!"
6. Martin, Tommy, and Cole drive to Philadelphia to fight someone for saying that Lebron James couldn't ball on Twitter.
7. Pam tries to become internet famous by putting clips of her singing on YouTube; Martin calls her "Weaveyonce."
8. Martin and Bruhman try selling T-shirts at a #BlackLivesMatter rally, but the shirts say #BackLifsMader. They get run out by an angry mob.
9. Cole launches a GoFundMe campaign for his newest business venture, #RentEmTweets.
10. Rev. Leon Lonnie Love tries to become a Twitter life coach; Gina and Pam expose him as a fraud during a tweet-up.
11. Mama Payne gets a new bird and teaches it to call Gina a "thot."
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12. Pam signs up for Meld and gets catfished by Cole.
13. The gang has a week-long argument over whether or not women should have sex with their hair tied up at night.
14. Jerome learns how to do the Shmoney and claims that Bobby Shmurda stole it from him; yells, "I been doin' the Shmoney since before you young bees got any honey!"
15. When Officer Otis gets accused of racial profiling, he tries to start his own support movement called #YesAllOtises.
16. Gina threatens to break up with Martin after he submits a picture of one of her meals to Cooking for Bae.
17. Bob the co-worker accuses Gina and Pam of reverse racism for having a black Linked In networking event.
18. When Varnell Hill starts doing paternity tests, Cole is devastated to find out that Big Shirley's kid isn't his.
19. Tommy and Cole try to get famous by making Roscoe an internet superstar but he refuses to do it for the Vine.
20. Shenehneh and Keylolo try to sue Gina and Pam for defamation of character after they call them #Keyhoho and #Shenono on Twitter.
21. Martin and Tommy stop talking for months after an argument over whether or not Nicki Minaj's butt is real.
22. Gina throws out Martin's mama's raisin butter biscuits because they're not Paleo.
