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Thứ Hai, 9 tháng 3, 2015

Why The 1997 "Cinderella" TV Movie Is The Only Cinderella You Need

Whitney Houston, Whoopi Goldberg, and motherflipping BRANDY are in this movie. Honestly I don’t need to know more myself, but you can read the rest of this post if you want.


Cinderella's fairy godmother in this ABC television special is music legend and national treasure Whitney Elizabeth Houston.


Cinderella's fairy godmother in this ABC television special is music legend and national treasure Whitney Elizabeth Houston.


The Wonderful World of Disney and Whitney Houston present Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella, a made-for-TV movie musical with all the zest of 1997 starring BRANDY as the titular put-upon orphan.


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Yes, Brandy Norwood, smoky-voiced star of the sitcom Moesha and teen queen of the '90s, is our Cinderella.


Yes, Brandy Norwood, smoky-voiced star of the sitcom Moesha and teen queen of the '90s, is our Cinderella.


Cinderella may have her every move scrutinized by the hateful stepmother who forces the young woman to be her maid, but her main problem is finding The One. CLASSIC patriarchal smoke screen: Distracting you from oppression by making you think your real problem is being single. I feel you, Cinderella.


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Happily, the prince, played by Paolo Montalban, is just as love-hungry as Cinderella.


Happily, the prince, played by Paolo Montalban, is just as love-hungry as Cinderella.


They walk around a town square singing about how single they are.


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By happenstance these two lovesick singles meet because Cinderella is an incompetent pedestrian.


By happenstance these two lovesick singles meet because Cinderella is an incompetent pedestrian.


Did you know that carriages are actually never traveling very fast and also make a terrible racket? Neither does Cinderella!


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