Because really, why is there a lifeguard for a pool at the bottom of the ocean?
How does SpongeBob's house not rot?
pineapple + salt water = magic?
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How is Mr. Krabs' daughter a whale?
Also why does she have hair?
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How can Squidward get away with only wearing a shirt?
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And Patrick only wears pants?
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