Life hack: fake your own death. (Disclaimer: We don’t endorse any of this, xoxo.)
If people think you're an immature girl, wear very heavy black eyeliner to the point were no one can deny your adulthood.
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Don't be from Brooklyn. That's disgusting.
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If you're ever mildly upset about anything, get a revenge scheme in motion.
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Sell your woman for a hotel.
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