These are all real quotes. Real. Quotes.
1. On the art of songwriting: "I'm quite an old-fashioned songwriter. I like a song that has lyrics and a good melody."
2. On bravery: I'm not scared of death. I never wear a seatbelt on a plane.
3. On why she could never be an actress: "I can't remember lines."
4. On her aspirations: "I want to be as famous as Persil Automatic."
5. On her image: "I don't want to be seen smiling, having fun, or eating."
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6. On Brooklyn's conception: "We did it in Denmark, if you really want to know."
7. On concentration: "I just can't concentrate in flats."
8. On choosing your drink: "Drink whatever you like, just so long as it coordinates with your nail varnish."
9. On making pies: "I've never made a pie."
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