Now these are true American heroes.
Anyone who was alive in the '70s or '80s remembers those Calgon commercials where an overwhelmed woman shouted, "Calgon, Take Me Away!"
HOWEVER, a few proud heroes have forged on, defiantly refusing to allow "Calgon, Take Me Away!" to go the way of "Where's the Beef?"
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