No matter how old you get, la chancla will haunt you forever.
You eventually have to accept that pizza doesn't count as "real food":
But don't worry; she made 3,157 tortillas for you last night.
She will never, ever learn what a "Nintendo" actually is:
It's all just some tiki-tiki as far as she's concerned.
Abuelita becomes an entirely different person after her coffee break:
Coffee is abuelita crack.
You grow up hearing mixed messages about your body:
She'll never be satisfied. Just eat the pizza.
