“I saw a man with cutoff shorts so short that his scrotum was hanging out.”
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"I worked custodial for a few months, and one of the stories I heard was after someone reported a weird dust/sand on one of the rides. Someone decided to spread their loved ones ashes on the ride. Yes, the ride had to be closed down and cleaned. I don't care how much your dear aunt Mary loved Disney, The Haunted Mansion is NOT a good place for her ashes!"
—Laurie Wilson Keller, Facebook
"I saw a man with cutoff shorts so short that his scrotum was hanging out. It was funny until my sister who was, like, six years old at the time saw it too."
—Kayla Thomas, Facebook
