“You know who cut corners? Jimi Hendrix.”
1. Wait — is this another show about kids playing football?!
2. OH. There are the ~freaks~.
3. Seth Rogan is looking fine.
4. And James Franco is really pulling off his look.
5. He always does, though.
6. AND JASON SEGEL.
7. HE LOOKS THE SAME.
8. Annnnnnd there are the geeks!
9. I feel like I recognize those kids, they ACTUALLY look like they’re in high school.
10. This dad reminds me of the coach from Mean Girls.
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11. WHY ARE THEY ALL SO MEAN TO ELI???? COME ON, PEOPLE.
12. I’d be so glad to get a note from my mom in my lunch.
13. I’d be glad if my mom just made me lunch in general.
14. OMG never snitch. DON’T THESE KIDS WATCH TV???
15. So many hot young actors. I can’t deal/
16. Ohhhh Lindsay’s a geek, too. Hmm.
17. Since when are the cool kids the ones NOT smoking pot?
18. Wow this Kim is a bitch.
19. The girl just offered you a piece of gum. Do you know how rare that is?!
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20. Why is it always dodgeball?
21. And why are the athletes always against the geeks in dodgeball?
22. Why are coaches always assholes?
23. A dodge ball cannot hurt you that much. You wimp.
24. It is literally air in a ball.
25. There are a lot of sexist jokes in this show.
26. I mean I know it’s from the '90s — but come on.
27. Those are some really short shorts.
28. Is everyone in this school an asshole?
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29. I WOULD VOTE FOR YOU, ELI.
30. Poor Eli. How did he fall on flat ground???
31. Actually, I fall on flat ground a lot.
32. So I guess I shouldn’t talk.
33. LINDSAY’S THE ONE WHO GETS IN TROUBLE THIS IS MESSED UP.
34. Oh wow, this school is fucked up.
35. This guidance counselor looks like he should be on a wanted poster.
36. Jason Segel, you are too old for high school.
37. You play those drums, bb Jason.
38. Do I want Lindsay to end up with Jason or James Franco?
39. What a wonderful dilemma to have.
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