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If Men In Bond Films Were Named Like The Women

“We meet again…Shagger.”

Miles O'Girth

Miles O'Girth

From Russia With Love (1963)

Cause of death: Bond throws Miles off a bridge from a moving train.

Bond's quip: “I hope you have air miles."

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Arian Schwanz

Arian Schwanz

The Living Daylights (1987)

Cause of death: After a car chase along a mountain pass, Bond jumps an old broken bridge, but Arian's car doesn't make it and he explodes in a fireball at the bottom of a ravine.

Bond's quip: "I guess you just lost the master race."

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Testosterone Knickerdropper

Testosterone Knickerdropper

Licence To Kill (1989)

Cause of death: Bond shoots Testosterone in the crotch.

Bond's quip: "A little cocky for my liking."

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Mr Fister

Mr Fister

Live and Let Die (1973)

Cause of death: Bond dispatches Mr Fister in a woodchipper, but the machine breaks halfway through.

Bond's quip: "Guess she needed more lube, Fister."

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