Why did our parents let us watch these shows?!
Australia is widely known for having zero chill whatsoever, but allow us to explain. It is not our fault. Any kid that grew up in Australia in the '90s can blame EVERYTHING on the completely fucked up TV we watched.
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Even the most innocent of shows, like The Adventures of Blinky Bill had something to hide.
He's so cute right!??! Blinky Bill was an adventurous little koala who was basically teaching kids about the dire results of deforestation.
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And what about his friends: Nutsy, Flap... and Splodge.
THEM SOME GRAPHIC NONSENSE NAMES FOR ADORABLE CARTOON CHARACTERS. WHY NOT JUST NAME A RAT "SHITLIPS" AND GET IT OVER WITH?
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How about PLASMO, a being "hatched on a planet devoid of educational institutions," who travelled around space trying to find his parents. He asks questions like this:
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