SLEIGH IT, MARIAH!!!
Hey y'all. Let's take a seat, and talk about some important holiday-related news: No matter the time of year, it's perfectly acceptable to listen to Mariah Carey's Christmas classic, "All I Want For Christmas Is You."
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First of all, let's cut the crap and queue up the Elusive Chanteuse, because y'all need some Christmas spirit in your lives right now.
It's a widely known fact that aside from the fact you're celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, "All I Want For Christmas Is You" is the absolute best part of Christmas.
Forget the presents, decorating your tree, and stuffing stockings. Mimi is where it's at.
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But like Chipotle charging extra for guac, it's #PROBLEMATIC that we're expected to wait until AFTER Thanksgiving to start listening to Mariah's iqoniq jam, and then we have to shut it off come December 26.
Some years — like this year! — that means you have less than a calendar month where it's "acceptable" to rock out to "All I Want For Christmas Is You." BLASPHEMY!
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