“IT’S FUN FACTS, NOT SAD FACTS”
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1. The boys are just casually hanging out on exercise equipment. As you do.
2. They look like they're in a prison yard.
3. But a glam AF prison that has tons of roses and tealight candles.
4. I appreciate all the ~guns~ on display.
5. Osher always looks so handsome.
6. Oh it's the LAST solo date! This has gone so quickly. Too quickly.
7. Michael wants the solo date because he is "here" and "genuine".
8. "I think I deserve to win because I am here".
9. It has to go to Sash right? They haven't had a date in FOREVER.
10. Tho Michael hasn't had one at all awks.
11. The one-on-one time after the group date was practically a single date anyway.
12. It's so weird that Michael is a frontrunner when we barely see him and Sam really hitting it off.
13. Do they have off-screen chemistry? Because I don't really see it on screen.
14. YASSS SASH GOT THE DATE.
15. It makes sense that Sash gets the final solo date. Because he will get the final rose.
16. Poor Michael except not really like I still kinda get bad vibes from him.
17. This group date sounds awful.
18. Five handsome dudes vying for your attention and cooking for you.
19. ...Wait no that sounds awesome.
20. "I'll do canapés," Richie says, as if he's volunteering as Tribute in The Hunger Games.
21. It's just canapés Richie.
22. Imagine if he did like cabanossi and cheese. Classic.
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