Anti-social frozen yogurt lovers, unite.
When he admitted his goal was to keep interactions at social functions to a minimum:
This is a "no hug, no kiss, no shaking hands" zone.
HBO
When he described being single and ready to (avoid any opportunity to) mingle:
Who needs people when you've got food and television?
HBO
When he couldn't be bothered to pretend to care:
Wow, a game. So what?
NBA
Every time he was so wrapped up in himself that he absolutely ruined everything for everyone else:
By accident. This time.
HBO
