*practices drawing “the S” forever*
How to get out of a parachute before you were trapped for the rest of your life.
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How to run with a beanbag on your head.
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And then sprint the length of a field whilst tied to your mate.
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How to run while balancing a hard boiled egg on a spoon.
This so rarely comes up in adult life.
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