“You’re a bogan who can’t drive.”
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1. Instead of "Cher" and "Dionne", the main characters would be called "Kylie" and "Olivia" after "famous singers of the past."
2. They'd live in the eastern suburbs of Sydney.
3. And they'd go to a private school.
4. The opening song would be the "Locomotion" by Kylie Minogue instead of "Kids in America".
5. "Is this a Clean & Clear ad or what?"
6. Cher wouldn't pick out her outfit for school using her fancy computer, because she'd have to wear a uniform.
7. But her actual outfit wouldn't change too much as uniforms are always plaid.
8. Tai's makeover wouldn't have made much difference thanks to school uniform policies, too.
9. "Yeah. I can't find my Silverchair CD. I gotta go to the quad before anyone flogs it."
10. None of the high school characters would be driving anywhere, because you have to be 17 before you can get a license.
11. And even if she did have her Ls, Cher would have to have a fully licensed driver with her at all times, so Josh wouldn't be able to be her ~supervisor~.
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