So, so good but so, so bad.
The Dream: To discover an episode of Friends that you've never seen before.
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The Reality: There are no new episodes to watch, BUT there are some horribly funny computer-generated Friends scripts to read.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's]
Joey: (entering, curling voice) Rach, enough. I'm so sorry.
Rachel: What kind of people do these thing?
Joey: Ergui...
Rachel: 9to Joey0 I gave you my wife in soap opera. (pause) Uh! (snaps off her jacket.) I have a baby!
Joey: Yeah!
Andy Pandy / Via Twitter: @_pandy
Thanks to Twitter user Andy Pandy and his ability to feed a "recurrent neural network" with Friends scripts, fans now have new Ross, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler adventures to obsess over.
Andy Pandy / Via Twitter: @_pandy
The scripts hardly make any sense. But, because of that, when they do make even a little bit of sense, it's a magical moment.
Rachel: Okay!
Gary: Okay!
Joey: Yeah!
Monica: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Maybe you need a pizza.
Chandler: (laughs) You go him baby Geller?! (Rachel shouts something)
[COMMERICAL BREAK]
Andy Pandy / Via Twitter: @_pandy