So much snogging.
Roaming your local high street for hours on end.
As an adult, spending an afternoon wandering around WH Smiths and Clinton Cards is a chore, not a date.
Browsing Debenhams and looking at every single item on sale.
Even though covering yourself in Britney's "Curious" was fun when you were a teenager, it'd be a pretty boring way to spend a date now.
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Stuffing yourselves with a £4.99 Pizza Hut buffet, and peeing all afternoon because you drank too many Diet Cokes mixed with Fantas.
If your date mixed fizzy drinks nowadays, you'd wonder why.
Turning up at a friend's house party, talking to the other guests for ten minutes, and then finding a spare room upstairs to snog in.
If you did this now, you'd stop being invited to parties.
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