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We Watched "Farmer Wants A Wife" For The First Time And Had A Lot Of Thoughts

I guess there aren’t many Tinder matches out on the cow farm.

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1. I have never watched this show and I have literally zero idea what to expect.
2. Except I guess there'll be a farmer?
3. Hang on there are EIGHT farmers? Wat.
4. I thought it was going to be like The Bachelor, but on a farm.
5. But also do these women just have to live on the farm and be housewives?
6. How long are they on the farm for?
7. I feel like they can't continue their successful careers when they're in the middle of the Pilbara.
8. I never want to live on a farm it looks so dirty and cold and far away from everything?
9. Far out I am now realising that I am such a city kid.
10. Is that blonde lady one of McLeod's Daughters?
11. There have been so many successful relationships from this show?!
12. There are a LOT of hot farmers. Are there gay farmers?
13. And do they want a husband?
14. Farmer Matt is taking his dates on chopper rides!
15. Chopper rides are a super romantic way to spend a date SCREAMING OVER ENGINE NOISE.
16. Three dalmations! Just 98 more and he'd have a movie!
17. FIRST GUY SAID HE'S A FARMER AND HE WANTS A WIFE!!
18. LIKE THE SHOW TITLE!!!!

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