“The misery, the exquisite tragedy. The Susan Hayward of it all.”
Because who hasn't secretly been in love with their best friend and only realized it once they were taken?
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Especially if your best friend is as hot as Dermot Mulroney in the late '90s.
Jules should have locked that down ASAP.
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Because Julia Roberts is the best two-faced, big-haired food critic you've ever secretly rooted for.
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And Cameron Diaz is the irritatingly perfect blonde who really should have been booed for her terrible karaoke performance.
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