“Maybe Aidan wasn’t the one. Maybe he was just my rail replacement Big service.”
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1. Samantha would work for an "agency" in Farringdon, and no one would be quite sure what that meant.
2. She'd make enough money to live on her own, but she'd be stuck out in Homerton as a result of it.
3. And she'd always be running late to weekend brunches with the girls because of planned engineering works on the overground.
4. Charlotte's parents would buy her a flat in Fulham. Her friends would be incredibly jealous.
5. Every time the foursome met for brunch, Carrie would Instagram her avocado on toast.
6. #gotmethinking
7. And Miranda would roll her eyes.
8. Occasionally, the foursome would take a long lunch break and meet up for a cheeky Nando's.
9. Samantha would get the extra extra hot peri peri sauce.
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10. Carrie would live in a Zone 3 flatshare, because what kind of columnist can afford their own place?
11. Her flatmates wouldn't mind that she stored her Vogues in the oven, because the landlord wouldn't have fixed it the last time it broke.
12. She'd write an online sex column for the Metro's website.
13. Its main traffic would come from Twitter hate shares.
14. Instead of getting commissioned by Vogue, she'd be asked to write a sex Q&A for the Debrief.
15. Its main traffic would come from Twitter hate shares.
16. And instead of getting a book deal, she'd self publish an Amazon eBook.
17. No one would download it.
18. Miranda would live with other lawyers in London Bridge, so she could get to work in Canary Wharf quickly.
19. She wouldn't be able to afford a housekeeper, but her housemates would all chip for a cleaner three times a week.
20. The cleaner wouldn't be the least bit phased by her vibrator.
