If only Mall Madness money was real …
That your Mall Madness money and credit cards would work in the real world.
There is a sale at the shoe store? MOM CAN YOU DRIVE ME TO THE SHOE STORE??
That your Dream Phone would make real calls.
To cute boys only, obvi.
That you'd meet the Olsen Twins and become their best friend.
Still aiming for this one tbh.
That you could actually drive your Barbie PowerWheels around town.
What's that, mom? You need more hot dog buns? I'LL GO GET THEM.
