There were a lot of things the toy makers wouldn’t mention. For example, pain.
Because apparently gender roles need to exist from early on?
"Supporting the patriarchy since 1963."
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Having a heart attack at eight is what every kid secretly dreams of.
"Awaken your worst nightmares in the middle of the night."
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Has anyone really ever used this to trick someone?
"You'll only want it because Kevin had it."
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There's no such thing as eternal happiness.
"Have fun! But for like one day, though. It won't stick anymore after that."
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