Bibbidi-bobbidi-flop.
You all know Cinderella's Fairy Godmother as the woman who bibbidi-bobbidi-booped and changed Cinderella's fate for the better...
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Well #disbitch is actually the laziest, most IDIOTIC fairy godmother to have EVER existed and should be completely BANNED from ever serving another orphan girl.
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To start off, we first meet this so called "Fairy Godmother" when Cinderella's distress (over her inability to go to the ball) summoned her.
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Cinderella has no fucking CLUE who this woman is, which is a little surprising because aren't Fairy Godmothers supposed to protect you your whole life? ESPECIALLY those who have lived a life like Cinderella?
Like both of her parents are D E A D as fuck and she's a servant to her wicked stepmother. HELLO FAIRY GODMOTHER— THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU COME IN.
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