♫ If nautical crushes be something you wish… ♫
Mermaid Man
Why You're Thirsty: He's a superhero who can control creatures of the sea. Automatic sexy points.
His Downside: That outfit. It must go.
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Barnacle Boy
Why You're Thirsty: He's also a superhero, but he's respected by lots of villains. Which makes him exponentially more impressive.
His Downside: His crankiness is off-putting AF.
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Karen Plankton
Why You're Thirsty: She's completely honest, and is a great, supportive wife to her off-the-rails husband.
Her Downside: Her bossiness and sarcasm causes for a lot of friction in her relationships.
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Gary the Snail
Why You're Thirsty: He tends to surprise others with his intelligence. Plus, he could serenade you with his musical talent.
His Downside: His extreme stubbornness can sometimes be obnoxious.
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