Could this aromatherapy BE any better?
English Trifle
Fragrance profile: A mix of fresh green peas, aromatic country raspberries, and woodsy sautéed beef.
Great if you like the smell of: Feet
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Yemen Splendor
Fragrance profile: Undertones of musty perspiration are layered with sharp, ultra-feminine funk. Like imitation White Shoulders.
Great if you like the smell of: Commitment-phobia.
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Breast Milk
Fragrance profile: Notes of cantaloupe melon and soft powder.
Great if you like the smell of: Juice freshly squeezed from a person.
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Velvet Java
Fragrance profile: Essence of Columbian coffee, topnotes of blueberry crumble, and a heavy body reminiscent of old velvet fabric.
Great if you like the smell of: The '90s.
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