“There is literally no one in the world that I don’t hate right now.”
When you notice a coworker on your way to work and you fail at pretending you didn't notice them:
"Can you walk faster, please?" I really don't like being outdoors this long."
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When your coworker tries to show you pictures of their mom's cousin's niece on their weekend trip to the shore:
"Okay, that didn't seem to be about anything that interests me."
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When you get to work late and all of the good bagels are gone and the only thing left is a cinnamon raisin one:
"There is literally no one in the world that I don't hate right now."
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When you try to read an email from literally anyone in your office:
"Anytime you want to use punctuation, that would be fine."
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