It's Official: Britney Spears Is A Mermaid
ALL HAIL MERMAIDNEY.
Britney Spears: She's a pop icon, Frappuccino aficionado, and lover of artsy fartsy stuff.
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But what if I told you that the Holy Spearsit has transformed into the most majestic of mythical creatures practically overnight: A MERMAID!!!
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Yup, it's true. The first telltale sign of Mermaidney's transformation was her hair. See, normal people don't rock such luscious pastel locks. It should have been a dead giveaway for us all.
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But the world was introduced to the aquatic realness that is Mermaidney when she posted this picture with her sons at the pool rocking a mermaid tail. The only thing she was missing was a seashell bra.
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