When 6am counts as a lie-in.
You had to get up ridiculously early every day to help with the farm.
Muck out the horses, feed the cows, feed the cats, feed the pigs, all before school.
You have spent your entire life wearing wellies.
Wellies aren't a fashion statement, they're a WAY OF LIFE.
Your idea of fun as a child was climbing on hay bales.
Even though it was *slightly* dangerous sometimes.
