What am I watching?!
Handsome Squidward (SpongeBob Squarepants)
No. You never thought you'd miss Squidward's face until you've seen him look so weirdly smooth and shiny in a really terrible leotard. Bring back Normal Squidward! Besides, since when is that up there more handsome than THIS?
Nickelodeon
Backpack (Dora the Explorer)
Backpack, whose parents were obviously a bit uncreative, is a talking, singing backpack. A backpack with feelings, with dreams. So how does this sentient, singing entity feel when it is worn on someone's back and constantly STUFFED FULL OF OBJECTS?
Nickelodeon / Univision
Goofy & Pluto (Various)
This image brings up so many disturbing questions. If Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, then is Goofy a sort of Dr. Moreau experiment keeping a fellow canine as a slave? How come Goofy can talk and Pluto is left to groan and whimper senselessly into the void?
Disney
