Aka me.
1995 Clueless Cher's Guide To... Whatever Book, $8
Planning on putting all of this advice to use in real life. Not kidding.
"Say You'll Be There" 1997 Vinyl Record, $51.40
THIS EXISTS!!!!! The cool record store lady looked at me like I was nuts when I asked if they had any Spice Girls on vinyl. HA!
Socks the Cat Presidential Thimble, $5.99
Never forget. This is the greatest symbol of being a child of the Clinton era.
Vintage Hologram Peace Sign Earrings, $2.50
Me, two seconds after putting these on: "Excuse me, sir, could you please point me towards the closest local rave?"
