“I’m sorry. Can I start over?”
When your audition is scheduled at 1 p.m. but you don't get seen for another two hours.
Casting: "Sorry. We were backed up."
You: "It's OK!"
Your head: "I HATE YOU ALL!!!"
Disney
When you wake up at 2 a.m. to get in line for a 6:00 a.m. open call AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET SEEN.
When you finally get seen and they spring this bullshit on you: "So... there's a performing fee."
Me: "So, I get paid $40 a night?"
Casting: "No. You pay $40 a night."
Note: If you're a theater company that does this, you are a piece of shit.
20th Century Fox
When you go to an audition and the only parking available costs $10, but you desperately need it.
My mind: "I love doing this. I love doing this. I love doing this. Ilovedoingthisilovedoingthisilovedoingthis..."
ABC
