They live.
Kwenchy Kups
Best drunk upside-down through a hole chewed into a corner.
Fruit Winders
Like a "fruit" that's been run over by a steamroller, wound up, and then neatly packaged for consumption by children.
Lunchables
Anyone who had this in their lunch box was instantly the envy of the entire school.
Parma Violets
The answer to the question "I wonder what potpourri tastes like?"