Alternatively titled, “Post From A Bitter Muggle Who Never Got Her Letter.” #MagicalWorldProblems
You're late for class before the moving staircases moved AGAIN.
Is there a time schedule for when these things rotate? Are they even safe? Imagine you're running late for Potions, and you're on the staircase. Without warning, it swings to the left, and you're suddenly on the opposite side of the castle then where you need to be. And if you figured out how to deal with the stairs leading different places occasionally, there were also stairs with VANISHING STEPS, so you might take some stair to the face when your foot falls through seemingly solid ground.
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There are owl feathers in your breakfast every morning after the mail flies in.
OK. This just can't be sanitary. Feathers in your cereal is probably the LEAST gross thing that might fall in.
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Your robes don't even fit anymore because you've gained the first year fifty.
The food in the Great Hall is TOO DELICIOUS. (Cry me a river, amirite?) And, it is magically never-ending. Unlimited oast beef and potatoes, Yorkshire pudding AND pie?! It would be like Thanksgiving every day.
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Detention could maim/kill you.
Evil Umbridge making Harry carve "I must not tell lies" into his own hand? Hagrid letting 11-year-olds into the Forbidden Forest with minimal supervision? (I still love you, Hagrid.) Detention in the Muggle world might be horribly boring, but at least you're guaranteed to make it out alive.
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